The Princess and the Subtle Pauper.

Good evening kiddies from all over.
Gather 'round, for a story is about to be told and it's not over.
Get your blankets and your pillows,
And embrace the joy as we pass around marshmallows!

:D

Okay enough of that bull crap.

This is a story about Boy, a Girl, a wise wrinkly Black Man, a Genie, a strong brave old Lady and a magical 3g iPhone.

Once upon a time in the land of Annwaiipee, it was ruled by a magical imaginative kingdom who proclaimed themselves as the Artstagers.

In the kingdom, lived a beautiful Princess. She was the sweetest thing to have ever lived. Some say she was even as sweet as Honey... well okay enough with the mushy stuff. Let's just call her Honey.

One day, a guy flew from the distant white lands of Londore and arrived in Annwaiipee, just 3 weeks before the start of an annual Orientation Festival. He went by the name of... uhhh... hmm... Lego. (i blame that small lego toy sitting on my desk)

You see, Lego was the kind of guy who held back a lot and needed to be provoked in order to get going. Lego had traveled to Annwaiipee because through his magical 3g iPhone, he had word from a Dark mysterious man, that an epic Festival was coming and soon he became fascinated by it. He had intended to learn more and perhaps be part of the special event that only occurs once a year.

He finally made contact with the people of Artstagers and after much deliberation, he soon became one of them as well. Soon, preparations were on the way as the number of days shorten towards the arrival of the Festival.

Lego had made several new acquaintances. One of them was an old lady, but don't be fooled by her age because she was strong willed and had a powerful roar that shook the bonds of a thousand douchebags.

He eventually found out that the mysterious man who told him about the event was actually a very wise wrinkly black dude who had a premonition for Lego's future.

Lego had also befriended a Genie who could only eat specific kinds of food that fell under the category of "meatless"..

But one thing was bothering Lego. One day, while lepaking with his crew (yes that's a traditional Artstager's past-time) he noticed the beautiful Princess Honey walking by. As she gracefully breezed across the hallways with her pure bright eyes and innocent smile, Lego's heart stopped. He stoned in fear. But it was a good kind of fear. The kind of fear where people in the modern days would call, love.

As days passed, he would see the Princess more and more and eventually found ways to talk to her. They spoke, but did not converse long. Neither of them had the chance. It was hard and awkward. Until one day, Lego summoned the magical Facebook and enchanted the MSN spell which allowed them to talk with one another much more easily.

Soon, the Genie became suspicious of Lego's doings. She with the help of the her magical crew, they sought to bring out the truth through dastardly interrogations. Lego was strong, he held back and didn't give in. However, it was at the cost of his own self-esteem and the awkwardness with the Princess.

Lego didn't know what to do. He was in the belief that he was fighting a losing fight within himself, and he would never win the heart of the princess because he was just another every-man who sprung up from nowhere. But, the wise wrinkly black man saw through Lego's troubles and comforted him. He gave words of advice and motivation to encourage and boost Lego's ego to be the charming prince that he is.

Soon, after much consultation, everyone was on Lego's side. After a daring after-dark gathering at the Beaches of East Coast, it is where Lego had learned the ultimate truth of his real actions and how it was bringing him down. He knew how high the stakes were now, and the Genie and her crew finally pledge full support to Lego.

One night, after the Princess returned home from her maiden voyage. Lego unleashed himself and slayed the awkward monster that stood between him and the princess. Words were said, and a date was set.

All was well.

As days passed, the festival began. They played it low and under the radar, but was mutual for the most. After the first day of the Club Crawl festival, Lego finally gathered enough effort and pulled the most "smoothest" cheesiest thing ever. I swear, you would have laughed if you were there. Gahhhhh. Well played Lego. Well played.

The Princess agreed to Lego's offer, and they both were happy.

But their adventures did not stop there!

One day, the terrifying NEh Monster was terrorizing Artstagers, especially the Princess and it was ruining her focus for much important things. Lego offered his help, and together with the help of the Princess's handmaidens, they managed to edit a video that would put down the monster once and for all. The princess and her handmaidens thanked Lego.


So now it's all cool, and the rest... is history.

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Thanks for reading. Now go turn my story into some big-budget Hollywood/Bollywood Blockbuster Hit.

I suggest casting Ewan McGregor for Lego. He's cool.